The Most Hilarious Whatsapp Picture Jokes Ever
Just you be amazed to see this funny jokes picture. my friend sent me on whatsapp and i share with you. this is the ultimate funny whatsapp picture jokes of the year 2015.
Whatsapp Picture Jokes - Funny Whatsapp Messages 29 March 2015
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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife herein the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”, asked the woman.
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
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5 Best Whatsapp Hindi Jokes Messages 27 March 2015
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
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Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
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Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“As you wish,” said Santa.
“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“Ok,” said Santa.
“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“
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Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga to Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada” Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai” Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“
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Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
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Sardar: Why are all these people running?Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.
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Columbus was 41 yrs old when he discovered america...
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Nd i was only 14 when i discovered naughty america.
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Santa- Kaun se jati ke log ache nagarik hote hein?
Banta- Baniye
Santa- Bo kaise?
Banta- Har jagah likha hota he, des ke ache nagarik "baniye", desbhakt "baniye".
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Real truth about proposal:
Boys always start love with this sentence "We are friends"
AND
Girls always end love with this sentence "We are just friends"
Feel the difference
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Doctor- Santa, tumhari tabiyat ab kaisi he?
Santa- Pahle se jyada kharap he.
Doctor- Dabai kha li thi kya?
Santa- Ji nahin dabai ki sisi to bhari hue thi.
Doctor- Mera matlab he daba le li thi?
Santa- Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.
Doctor- Bewakuf! dabai pi li thi?
Santa- Nahin ji dabai to lal thi.
Doctor- Abe gadhe dabai ko pi lia tha?
Santa- Nahin sahab pilia to mujhe tha.
Doctor- Aare daba ko muhn se lagakar pet mein dala tha!
Santa- Nahin
Doctor- Kyon?
Santa- Aap ne hi to kaha tha " sisi ko dhakkan lagakar rakhna".
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Real truth about proposal:
Boys always start love with this sentence "We are friends"
AND
Girls always end love with this sentence "We are just friends"
Feel the difference
#hindijokesplus #whatsappjokesmessages
Doctor- Santa, tumhari tabiyat ab kaisi he?
Santa- Pahle se jyada kharap he.
Doctor- Dabai kha li thi kya?
Santa- Ji nahin dabai ki sisi to bhari hue thi.
Doctor- Mera matlab he daba le li thi?
Santa- Ji aapne di to maine le li thi.
Doctor- Bewakuf! dabai pi li thi?
Santa- Nahin ji dabai to lal thi.
Doctor- Abe gadhe dabai ko pi lia tha?
Santa- Nahin sahab pilia to mujhe tha.
Doctor- Aare daba ko muhn se lagakar pet mein dala tha!
Santa- Nahin
Doctor- Kyon?
Santa- Aap ne hi to kaha tha " sisi ko dhakkan lagakar rakhna".
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Girlfriend in mood:
Baby i took a new dresspiece
Neck kaise banwau..??
Boyfriend:
kaise bhi banwa mera haath sirf andar jaana chahiye
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Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
Lekin Us Se “Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Oh Yes Yes Yes”
Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi.
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Girlfriend in mood:
Baby i took a new dresspiece
Neck kaise banwau..??
Boyfriend:
kaise bhi banwa mera haath sirf andar jaana chahiye
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Ladki Se Yes To Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai
Lekin Us Se “Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Oh Yes Yes Yes”
Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bas Ki Baat Nahi.
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Ek bhikari roz maang kar khate khate tang aa gaya tha.Ek din usne bhagban se pratharna ki " Bhagban mujhe khane ko aisa kuch do jo khane par bhi khatam na ho."
Bhagwan bole "ye lo beta... chewing gum"
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TT : Kidhar jana hai?Sadhu: Jahanpar Sri Ram ka janam hua tha wahan.
TT: Tumhare pass Ticket hai kya ?
Sadhu: Nahin hai
TT: To Chalo tum.
Sadhu: Kahan par ?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha..
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Jail mein !!!
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Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
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once Banta Singh attended an interviewInterviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
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A jokes Pita And Beta
Pita- Aare bewakuf maine tumhe Gita dia tha padhne ke liye, Padha liya? Kuch dimag mein ghusa?Beta- Haan pitaji padh li he, ab aap marne ke liye teyar ho jaao. Is bandhuk se mein aap ko mar dunga.
Pita- Beta kya kah rahe ho? mein tumhara baap hun!!
Beta- Pitaji Gita mein likha he " Na koi kisi ka baap he na koi kisi ka beta".
Pita- Beta mein mar jaunga..
Beta- Pitaji sarir marta he aatma kabhi nahin marti. Aatma to amar he.
Pita- Beta majak mat kar goli chal jayegi aur mujhe dard se tadpakar mar degi.
Beta- Kyon goli se darte ho pitaji, Gita mein likha he "Aatma ko na pani bhigo sakti he aur na hi talwar kar sakti he, na hi aag jala sakti he."
Pita- Beta jara apne bhai bahnon ke bare mein to soch!
Beta- Gita mein likha he is duniyan mein koi kisi ka nahin hota. Sansar ke sare riste swarth par tike hote hein.
Pita- Beta mujhe marne se tumhe kya milega?
Beta- Agar is dharm yuddh mein aap mar bhi gaye to aapko swarg prapti hogi aur mujhe aapki sampatti prapt hogi.
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2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe Pata
Tha Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi..°
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST!!