Santa Banta Non Veg Latest Hindi Jokes 10 February 2015

Banta ne Santa se pucha " Yaar tu kal ladki dekhne gaya tha? Ladki Pasand ayee? "
Ye sunke Santa ne pura kissa bayan kiya kuch yese:
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se.
to khuda kasam hum madhosh ho gaye.
jab pata chala nazar parmanent tirchhi he
to hum khade-khade hi behosh ho gaye....

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Hone wali he.

Santa ne Banta se puchha " Yar tu kal PK dekhne gaya tha, kyesi lagi picture? "
Banta- Aare yar kya bataoon PK dekhne gaya tha...
Ticket ka rate dekha to....
Pee ke aa gaya !!!!