Patni: “Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karte Ho, Woh Toh Ek Ghantey Tak Phasa Ke Rakhta Hai aur Tumhara Toh 2 Minute Mein Nikal Jata Hai….”
Whatsapp Adult Hindi Jokes Messages 30 Nov 2014
Pati Patni Mein Jagda Ho Raha Tha, Pati Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Shadi Ke Baad Toh Meri Life Kutte Ke Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai.”
Patni: “Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karte Ho, Woh Toh Ek Ghantey Tak Phasa Ke Rakhta Hai aur Tumhara Toh 2 Minute Mein Nikal Jata Hai….”
Patni: “Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karte Ho, Woh Toh Ek Ghantey Tak Phasa Ke Rakhta Hai aur Tumhara Toh 2 Minute Mein Nikal Jata Hai….”
18+ Hindi Adult Jokes Whatsapp Messages - Nunni Pe Infection
Doctor Ne Uska Checkup Kiya Aur Report Ko Dekhte Huye Usko Samjhate Hue Bola
Doctor: “Girlfriend Ko Bolo Lipstick Ka Brand Change Kare, Tumhe Lakme Se Alergy Hai“
Non Veg Funny Jokes On Sardarji On US
Read The Funny Hindi Online Jokes On Sardarji
Sardarji went to US to live with his brother , who owns an apple shop in US. One day he has to go somewhere.He asked his brother if Somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them $ 2 a pound .if somebody questions whether these apples are sweet and some are sweet and some are not.if some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy. Now the sarsarji was ready to sell the apples , A lady comes and asks sardarji ,Do you know what time it is?
Sardarji :$2 a pound.
Lady : All Sardarji's are idiot and fools .
Sardarji : some are some are not .
Lady got frustrated and said , I will take you to police station.
Sardarji : if you will not take me some body else will take.....
Funny Hindi Jokes: Propose Wo Raji Then
Ek Ladke Ne Apne Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya Aur Wo Raji Ho Gai.
Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera Dil Tere Paas Hai..
Kuchh Dino Baad LadkeNe Apna Irada Change KarDiya Aur Ladki Se Kaha Ki MeTumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi Hai..
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai...
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use"GIFT" Bheja..
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki"Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha,Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
AreyPagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu,Apni Wife Ko Kya Doge.
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Many girls failed to answer a simple question:
What's your mobile number?
Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera Dil Tere Paas Hai..
Kuchh Dino Baad LadkeNe Apna Irada Change KarDiya Aur Ladki Se Kaha Ki MeTumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi Hai..
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai...
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use"GIFT" Bheja..
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki"Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha,Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
AreyPagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu,Apni Wife Ko Kya Doge.
Now The awesome funny Hindi jokes
Many girls failed to answer a simple question:
What's your mobile number?
Funny Anniversary Jokes Whatsapp Messages 28 Nov 2014
On their anniversary, Winston Churchill and his wife were dining. A reporter saw them and asked
him this question. “If you were to die and come back, who would you like to be?” He said, “I
would like to be Mrs. Churchill's second husband.”
Once at a formal dinner, Winston Churchill was not observing all the rules of propriety according
to a certain lady. Flustered, she exclaimed, “Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband I would give
you poison to drink.” He replied, “Dear lady, if I were your husband, I would gladly drink it.”
him this question. “If you were to die and come back, who would you like to be?” He said, “I
would like to be Mrs. Churchill's second husband.”
Once at a formal dinner, Winston Churchill was not observing all the rules of propriety according
to a certain lady. Flustered, she exclaimed, “Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband I would give
you poison to drink.” He replied, “Dear lady, if I were your husband, I would gladly drink it.”
Non Veg Funny Hindi Whatsapp Messages 27 Nov 2014
A most comic Hindi whatsapp messages on lady to doctor.
Lady to DOCTOR:- mujhe Thakan bahut hoti hai.
DOCTOR - Sex kitna karti ho?
Lady - daily.
DOCTOR - Sunday ko mat karo.
Lady- Hey Ram. Sunday ko hi toh pati Ghar par hote hain, unhe kaise manaa karu?
Lady to DOCTOR:- mujhe Thakan bahut hoti hai.
DOCTOR - Sex kitna karti ho?
Lady - daily.
DOCTOR - Sunday ko mat karo.
Lady- Hey Ram. Sunday ko hi toh pati Ghar par hote hain, unhe kaise manaa karu?
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Make a funny whatsapp messages with hindi non veg jokes. Below some sexy funny adult humorous Jokes collection for your whatsapp friend.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sardar: Hamne Mobile Marrige Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
You r genius, your mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left side nothing is right
And in right side nothing is left.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Kanjoos boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hoon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,
kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Non Veg Adult Hindi Jokes
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,
Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha,
Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe
likheya tha “Dandruf Free”
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A jokes in English
Two old sea-dogs were mulling over old times in the Black
Dog Public House. One had a wooden leg and the other had
an eye patch and a hook on the end of his arm.
“So how did you lose your leg?” asked one-eyed Jack.
“It were back in ‘49. Our ship went down in rough seas off the
coast of China and some bloody big shark came along and bit
it off. The bastard! So what about you and your hook?”
“That was down to Hardacre’s lads. They chased us halfway
across the channel before boarding us. But we put up a great
fight. Shook the beggars off in the end. Just a shame it wasn't
before one of them cut my arm off.”
“And what about the eye patch?”
“Seagull shit.”
“What! I don’t believe it.”
“As true as I’m sitting here,” said Jack. “I happened to look
up at the sun and this seagull shat in my eye.”
“And that’s what made you blind?”
“No, but it was only the second day with my new hook.”
A jokes in English
Two old sea-dogs were mulling over old times in the Black
Dog Public House. One had a wooden leg and the other had
an eye patch and a hook on the end of his arm.
“So how did you lose your leg?” asked one-eyed Jack.
“It were back in ‘49. Our ship went down in rough seas off the
coast of China and some bloody big shark came along and bit
it off. The bastard! So what about you and your hook?”
“That was down to Hardacre’s lads. They chased us halfway
across the channel before boarding us. But we put up a great
fight. Shook the beggars off in the end. Just a shame it wasn't
before one of them cut my arm off.”
“And what about the eye patch?”
“Seagull shit.”
“What! I don’t believe it.”
“As true as I’m sitting here,” said Jack. “I happened to look
up at the sun and this seagull shat in my eye.”
“And that’s what made you blind?”
“No, but it was only the second day with my new hook.”
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Two women were in the kitchen listening to their husbands’conversation.
“It’s incredible,” said the first lady, “that all they can talk
about is golf and sex.”
“Oh I don’t know,” replied her friend. “You must remember
at their ages that’s all they can do – talk about it.”
Dirty Non Veg Jokes On Santa In Hindi
Santa-HELMETk upar se apna sar khujla rha tha..
Wife-Aji helmet toh utaar lo
Santa-Bahnchod teri gand me khujli hoti h
toh kya shalwar utar deti hai..
Wife-Aji helmet toh utaar lo
Santa-Bahnchod teri gand me khujli hoti h
toh kya shalwar utar deti hai..
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Clean Jokes Very Funny Whatsapp Messages For College Grade
Clean Jokes On Smoking Injurious To Health.
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover :" can't you see the warning written on the cigreat packet, smoking is injurious to health !"
The boy replies back :" Darling , I am a programmer . We don't worry about warnings , we only worry about errors...
Successful Man Vs Women Funny Whatsapp Messages.
A women worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such man...
Amusing Non Veg Hindi Dirty Jokes Collection 23 Nov 2014
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1 girl ki death ke BaadUski friend
uske
boyfriend ke pass gayi or
boli, "Kya
main uski
jagah le skti hu......??"
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Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz
Nahi
QABRISTAN
Walo se puch lo
New Hindi Funny Jokes For Making A Whatsapp Messages.
Guy Searches on the Google..“Free Dinner in 5 star hotel”
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On the top of GOOGLE search it shows:
“Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne”
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सुरेश: यार लगता है मेरी पत्नी मेरे साथ बेवफ़ाई कर रही है.
रमेश: वो कैसे?
सुरेश: यार कल रात वो घर पे नहीं थी. मैंने पूछा तो बोली कि अपनी सहेली शीला के घर गयी थी. यार शीला के घर पे तो मैं था!!
Comic Hindi Non Veg WhatsApp Messages Collection 22 Nov 2014
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Boyfriend Girlfriend Hindi Comic Jokes.
Girlfriend :- Kya tum mujhe sach me pyar karte ho??Boyfriend:- Dil o jaan se karta hu....
Girlfriend :- Agar mein kisidin mar gaye,toh...tum kya karoge??
Boyfriend:- Mein mar,jaunga
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50-60....saal k baad!!!!
Non Veg Hindi Jokes In Hindi Language.
जीभ जन्म से होती है और मृत्यु तक रहती है क्योकि वो कोमल होती है.दाँत जन्म के बाद में आते है और मृत्यु से पहले चले जाते हैं... क्योकि वो कठोर होते है।
छोटा बनके रहोगे तो मिलेगी हर
बड़ी रहमत...
बड़ा होने पर तो माँ भी गोद से उतार
देती है...
A perfect Message On Whatsapp
Perfect message:Agar life mai kabhi apse koigalti ho jaye...!!
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Toh 2 mins.Apne aankhen baand karke...!!!
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Socho k...........Iska illzam kis par lagaya jaye...!!!!!!
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a funny jokes active sex life.
A very old man went to the doctors to find out if he was in
good working order to enjoy an active sex life.
“OK, I’ll have to examine you then,” said the doctor. “Drop
your trousers.”
“No need for that,” replied the man, sticking out his index
finger and his tongue.
What does an 80-year-old woman have between her knees
that a 20-year-old doesn’t?
Her nipples.
Non Veg Jokes, Hindi Adult Jokes Collection 20 Nov 2014
Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes
Larkiyon ki Aadatein Aaj Tak Samajh Nahi AayiFARAZ Kuch Kehdo to Mun Phula Leti Hain. Aur Kuch Kardo To ? ?
Pait Phula Leti Hain. :-D
Funny Hindi Jokes
Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai. . . . .
Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.
To Barri Sharmindagi Hoti Hogi Na? :-)
Husband Wife Hindi Adult Jokes
Husband Suhag Raat Main:Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hon.
Wife (Sharmaty Huye): Aap Wohi Hain Na. Jisne 500 Ka Jaali Note Diya Tha. :-)
3 Whatsapp Love Messages Must Touch Your Girlfriend Heart
Messages: 01
Guy - Can I c0nfess s0mething?
Girl - Sure!
Guy - You've the prettiest smile I`ve ever seen ? ..
Girl - Can I confess s0mething as well?
Guy - Yeahh.
Girl - This smile only exists because 0f y0uu =]
Messages: 02
GIRL: I broke up with him today. I told him I wasn’t happy. He didn’t even ask why. I thought he would ask me to stay. But he didn’t. He just let me go. And just like that, I lost the guy I waited for so long.
GUY: She broke up with me today. She said she wasn’t happy. I was too hurt to ask why. I wanted to stop her from leaving. But i...f she’s not happy with me, there’s no way I can make her stay. So I just let her go. Just like that, I lost the girl I’ve been dreaming of for so long.
Messages: 03
Boy:
What do you Want more than Anything ??
Girl:
To be Standing in the Middle of the Street;
...In the Pouring Rain,
And have the Love of My Life; Kissing Me, ?
What about you ?? =)
Boy:
To be the One kissing you..?
Dirty Whatsapp Messages For Girlfriend 19 Nov 2014
Some good dirty jokes messages for your whatsapp.
My wife being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.
"Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty nappies!" the doc says.
"Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled.
"No, you've got bowel cancer."
Non Veg Hindi Adult Jokes 17 Nov 2014
Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha
Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?”
Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“
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Ladki (Ladke Se) - Main tenu chhad ke ja rahi aa...!
Menu Bhool Jai...!!
Ladka - Na Tere Aane Ki Khusi,
Na Tere Jane Ka Gum....
Fuddi Teri Le Lai,
Dafa Ho Teri Bhen Di Lun
Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?”
Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“
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Ladki (Ladke Se) - Main tenu chhad ke ja rahi aa...!
Menu Bhool Jai...!!
Ladka - Na Tere Aane Ki Khusi,
Na Tere Jane Ka Gum....
Fuddi Teri Le Lai,
Dafa Ho Teri Bhen Di Lun
Laughable Hindi Jokes And Whatsapp Messages 16 Nov 2014
Hindi non veg jokes, adult funny jokes and collection of comic whatsapp messages.
लड़का और लड़की एक ही बाथ टब में नहा रहे थे!लड़की ने नीचे देखा और बोली:- क्या में तुम्हारा ये छू सकती हूँ?
लड़का:- नही, तुमने तो अपना तोड़ दिया है, मेरा भी तोड़ दोगी!!!
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एक सर्वे में 100 लोगो से पूछा गया की उनको लड़कियों का“ब्रा” किस तरह का पसंद है?
2% ने कहा “सफेद”
1% ने कहा “लाल”
97% ने कहा........................उतरा हुआ
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Tension : - जब बीबी प्रेग्नेंट हों!
Terror:- जब गर्लफ्रेंड प्रेग्नेंट हों!
Horror:- जब दोनो प्रेग्नेंट हों!
Tragedy:- जब आप इन दोनो के लिए ज़िम्मेदार ना हों !
Offensive Whatsapp Messages On English Jokes
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder. The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it. Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and ask the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
Punjabi Whatsapp Adult Hindi Jokes Messages 14 Nov 2014
Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Usy Pata Chala K Us K Husband Ka Sirf Ek Hi Paaon (Foot) Hai.
Jab Wo Punjabi Kudi Apne Maiky Gai to Apni Maa Se Boli
"Mom Mere Husband Da Te Sirf Ek Foot Aae"
MAA: Tu Te Khush Naseeb Aaen Kuriye, Tere Piyo Da Te Sirf 5 Inch Hai..
Adult Whatsapp Jokes Message: Because Of 19
A black student is dropped off by the bus to his waiting father after middle school. He tells his dad that while he and his gym classmates were showering he noticed that his dick was alot bigger than the rest of the boys. He asks is it because he is black. The father replied "No, it's because your are 19.
Just keep in touch for get more new funny message.
Just keep in touch for get more new funny message.
Boyfriend Girlfriend Non Veg Dirty Hindi Jokes: What Is 69
But The Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Any Idea About What Is 69.
She Asks Him To Lay Down. And She Then Lays On Top Of Him In Reverse
Direction So As In 69.
The Boyfriend Is Confused But Is Eager To Know About 69. So He Does As The
Girlfriend Tells Him To Do.
They Lay Down In This Position For About 2 Min.
But Suddenly The Girlfriend Has To Let Go One Fart. Directly On Her Boyfriend’s Face.
Girlfriend Quickly Apologizes And Asks Him To Stay In That Position For Some More
Time.
After One Min She Has To Let Go One Another Fart.. This Time Bigger Than
The Previous.
The Boyfriend Quickly Throws Her Away, Gets Up, Starts Dressing Up And Yells At
Her..
“If You Think I Am Gonna Take 67 More Like This, You Are Mad”
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University passed student speech:
I would like to thank my parents for paying my admission fee
Then I would like to thank my teachers for my attendance & their concentration on completing syllabus only
Because of which I turned to my masters
The Internet
Google
Wikipedia
Youtube
&
Special thanks to Downloads & Copy Paste techniques
Due to which I passed my exams!
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"Thund aur insult jitni mehsus karoge utni lagegi"
So, be careless &
be BESHARAM.
Enjoy LIFE, enjoy WINTER.
Think Hatke, Jiyo Datke....
Hpy Wintr Dys..!
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SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY >
A man goes 2 library n asks 4 a book
on suicide.
Librarian stares at him for a while, then
asks:
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Hey waapis kon dega ?....
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Evr wondered how many
thoughts ...feelings..nd emotions r hidden behind dis simple sentence:
"Kucch nahi,bas aise hi"..
Gudnite-:*¤
University passed student speech:
I would like to thank my parents for paying my admission fee
Then I would like to thank my teachers for my attendance & their concentration on completing syllabus only
Because of which I turned to my masters
The Internet
Wikipedia
Youtube
&
Special thanks to Downloads & Copy Paste techniques
Due to which I passed my exams!
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"Thund aur insult jitni mehsus karoge utni lagegi"
So, be careless &
be BESHARAM.
Enjoy LIFE, enjoy WINTER.
Think Hatke, Jiyo Datke....
Hpy Wintr Dys..!
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A man goes 2 library n asks 4 a book
on suicide.
Librarian stares at him for a while, then
asks:
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Hey waapis kon dega ?....
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Evr wondered how many
thoughts ...feelings..nd emotions r hidden behind dis simple sentence:
"Kucch nahi,bas aise hi"..
Gudnite-:*¤
Man Will Power Adult Hindi Jokes 11 Nov 2014
Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
Whatsapp Latest Jokes On 911 Call Center
So Cletus calls 911.
Cletus: Y'all better send over an ambleance, Carli-jo's havin a heart attack!
911: We're sending them right now sir, what's your address?
Cletus: We're at 352 eucalyptus street
911: I'm sorry sir, could you spell that please?
Cletus: ... umm... Tell ye what, I'm gonna carry her over to Oak street, y'all can pick her up there.
Cletus: Y'all better send over an ambleance, Carli-jo's havin a heart attack!
911: We're sending them right now sir, what's your address?
Cletus: We're at 352 eucalyptus street
911: I'm sorry sir, could you spell that please?
Cletus: ... umm... Tell ye what, I'm gonna carry her over to Oak street, y'all can pick her up there.
Hindi Dirty Non Veg Jokes Messages For Whatsapp 10 Nov 2014
EK VISESH SUCHNA :SEX karte samay
agar CONDOM na miley toh " M-SEAL "
ka istemaal kijiye kyunki :- " EK BOOND
AAPKI ZINDAGI BADAL SAKTA HAI "
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Son : 5 Rs.do
Dad : Right jeb se le le (Jeb fati thi lun son k hath me aa gya)
SON : Nai hai
DAD : Left jeb dekh (wo jeb v fati thi, phir lun son k hath main aa gaya)
SON : Budhe k pass Paisa 1 v nahi. Lun 2-2 rakhe huye Hain.
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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".
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Santa Caught by Taliban.
Talibani (To Santa) - Islam Kabul Karo, Warna Gala Kaat diya jayega.
Santa - Yaar ye v ajeeb dharam hai, Kabul karo to Lulli Kat dete ho, na karo to Gardan!!!
agar CONDOM na miley toh " M-SEAL "
ka istemaal kijiye kyunki :- " EK BOOND
AAPKI ZINDAGI BADAL SAKTA HAI "
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Dad : Right jeb se le le (Jeb fati thi lun son k hath me aa gya)
SON : Nai hai
DAD : Left jeb dekh (wo jeb v fati thi, phir lun son k hath main aa gaya)
SON : Budhe k pass Paisa 1 v nahi. Lun 2-2 rakhe huye Hain.
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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line.
"You must be single." the clerk says.
Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?".
"Because you're ugly".
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Santa Caught by Taliban.
Talibani (To Santa) - Islam Kabul Karo, Warna Gala Kaat diya jayega.
Santa - Yaar ye v ajeeb dharam hai, Kabul karo to Lulli Kat dete ho, na karo to Gardan!!!
The Lady in labour Dirty Jokes Whatsapp Messages 10 Nov 2014
Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"
Whatsapp Messages On Dirty Hindi Non Veg Jokes 09 Nov 2014
Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro
Pyar ko lath maro
Meri bat mano
Na chandramukhi na paro
Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro
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Shaadi Hindi Joke
Shadi ke pehle maine pyar kiya.
Shadi ke baad ye maine kya kiya?
Shadi ke pehle Dil to Pagal Hai.
Shadi ke baad dil to pahal tha!
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Husband Vs. Wife Hindi Joke
Shaadi par wife boli:
Aaap mere prannath aur mein apke charno ki dasi.
Shaadi ke baad woh ho Gaya Charandas aur,
woh ho gayi prano ki pyaasi.
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Poor Wife Joke
Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!
Pyar ko lath maro
Meri bat mano
Na chandramukhi na paro
Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro
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Shaadi Hindi Joke
Shadi ke pehle maine pyar kiya.
Shadi ke baad ye maine kya kiya?
Shadi ke pehle Dil to Pagal Hai.
Shadi ke baad dil to pahal tha!
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Husband Vs. Wife Hindi Joke
Shaadi par wife boli:
Aaap mere prannath aur mein apke charno ki dasi.
Shaadi ke baad woh ho Gaya Charandas aur,
woh ho gayi prano ki pyaasi.
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Poor Wife Joke
Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!
Ladki On Teddy Bear Funny Hindi Jokes
Ladki ko Teddy Bear Gift Karne Par.... . . . .
English Ladki :- Oh ! So Cute ....... . . . . .
Muslim Ladki :- Allah ! Kitna Khoob surat Hai .... . . .
Sikh Ladki :- Oh Ji , Kinna sona Teddy Hai .......... . . . . . . . .
Haryanvi Ladki :- Re Yo Ke De Diya Bhaalu Sa..
English Ladki :- Oh ! So Cute ....... . . . . .
Muslim Ladki :- Allah ! Kitna Khoob surat Hai .... . . .
Sikh Ladki :- Oh Ji , Kinna sona Teddy Hai .......... . . . . . . . .
Haryanvi Ladki :- Re Yo Ke De Diya Bhaalu Sa..
New Adult Jokes Whatsapp Message - The Homeless Man
Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".
to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day"
"Did you get a blow job?"
"Naw, I couldnt find her head"
Read Real 18+ Jokes only for funny people.
to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day"
"Did you get a blow job?"
"Naw, I couldnt find her head"
Read Real 18+ Jokes only for funny people.
Offensive Whatsapp Message And Jokes 06 Nov 2014
A most funny offensive english jokes on married couple.
A married couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having the wife work the corner. After the first day the husband picks her up and asks "how did you do?". She says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". He asks, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" and she replies "all of them".Adult Jokes | Non Veg Jokes | X Rated Jokes In Hindi
Hilarious collection of Hindi adult funny non veg jokes. get the online best jokes and sent this jokes to your whatsapp friend as a message.
Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai aisa kyun kar rahe ho, kyun nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyun ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.
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| World's shortest joke |
Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak…)
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PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak…)
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Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak…)
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| Funny Chat on boy and a girl |
Boy: Breast wal ishara karke bolya
Ma: eh ki hai
Ma: Beta eh ballon han.
Boy: te ma massi de wadde kyun ne
ma: Tu kado dekhe
Boy: Jado papa ohna ch hawa bhar rahe si..
Non Veg Hindi Jokes: My Fuc*king Day
Ek Mahaan Admi Ka Vichar
Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon
Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai
Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,
Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..
Every Thucking Day!
Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon
Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai
Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,
Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..
Every Thucking Day!
6 Hilarious Non Veg Jokes In Hindi
If you are looking for some good Hindi non veg jokes then you are the right place. Here you find Hindi dirty jokes, adult jokes and funny English jokes. you can also find some hilarious whats-app message.
Jokes: 01
Ladka: "Kash main teri bra hota, to sara din tere boobs se chipka rahta"
Ladki: “Main kisi aur se dabva rahi hoti, aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota"
Jokes: 02
Jab tere chikuu the, saare tere pichhu the,
Jab tere aam hue, saare pareshaan hue,
Jab tere kharbhuje hue, bade bade ajoobe hue,
Ab tere jhool gaye, saare tujhe bhool gaye…
Jokes: 03
Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the
Ladki: “Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai”
Ladka khush hokar bola: “Achcha!!!”
Ladki: “Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai“
Jokes: 04
Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 minute mein khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge?
Husband: Off course Sex.
Aur baki ke 29 Minutes?
Jokes: 05
Sunny: Papa, aaj se school mein ek period Sex Education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa: Good! Lekin tum Lulli kyon hila rahe ho?
Sunny: Madam ne homework diya hai
Jokes: 06
P. Nehru was f**king Victoria.
On climax, Nehru droped semen on bed.
Victoria: Andar kyun nahi nikala?
Nehru: Gandhiji ne desi maal videsh bhejne ko mana kiya hai.
List OF the Best Hindi Non Veg Jokes.
Ladka: "Kash main teri bra hota, to sara din tere boobs se chipka rahta"
Ladki: “Main kisi aur se dabva rahi hoti, aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota"
Jokes: 02
Jab tere chikuu the, saare tere pichhu the,
Jab tere aam hue, saare pareshaan hue,
Jab tere kharbhuje hue, bade bade ajoobe hue,
Ab tere jhool gaye, saare tujhe bhool gaye…
Jokes: 03
Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the
Ladki: “Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai”
Ladka khush hokar bola: “Achcha!!!”
Ladki: “Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai“
Jokes: 04
Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 minute mein khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge?
Husband: Off course Sex.
Aur baki ke 29 Minutes?
Jokes: 05
Sunny: Papa, aaj se school mein ek period Sex Education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa: Good! Lekin tum Lulli kyon hila rahe ho?
Sunny: Madam ne homework diya hai
Jokes: 06
P. Nehru was f**king Victoria.
On climax, Nehru droped semen on bed.
Victoria: Andar kyun nahi nikala?
Nehru: Gandhiji ne desi maal videsh bhejne ko mana kiya hai.
Adult Nurse Jokes Whatsapp Message: Anyone See My Pussy
Nurse lost her Cat.
Nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy?
All women stood up,
Nurse,I mean any one seen a pussy,
All men stood up.
Nurse,I meant any one seen my pussy, (All doctors stood up).....
Nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy?
All women stood up,
Nurse,I mean any one seen a pussy,
All men stood up.
Nurse,I meant any one seen my pussy, (All doctors stood up).....
Boys, Girls Funny Whatsapp Chat Jokes 03 Nov 2014
How to start chatting on whatsapp with a girl, don't here are some funny chat jokes idea. remember if the girl were so clever then she might be reply you like this.
Boy – if I kiss u and run, what will u think?
Girl – I’ll think that you are the best idiot in this world.
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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Boy : Did you miss me while I was away??
Girl : Were you away??
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Boy : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Girl : What time was it??
Boy – if I kiss u and run, what will u think?
Girl – I’ll think that you are the best idiot in this world.
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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Boy : Did you miss me while I was away??
Girl : Were you away??
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Boy : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Girl : What time was it??
Punjabi Ladka Funny Jokes In Hindi - College Humor
Ek ladka or uska baap dono achchee dost they.
Ek din ladka padne ke liye bombay gaya baap ne kaha ki sara hisab beja karna.
ladke ke first month ka hisab
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
fucking 4000
Baap ne kaha ki gadhey teri maan bhi padti hai to fucking mat likha ker likha kar hunting ok
next month
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 5000
baap ne kaha abe gadhey huting kam kiya kar aur choti ducks mara kar badi badi nahin
next month
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 2000
baap ne kaha aur choti maar
next month
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 1000
baap ne kaha ki aur choti
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 500
baap ne kaha aur choti to 3 months tak jawab nahin aaaya to baap ne kaha maderchod jawab de hisaab de
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 200
gun repairing 50000...
Ek din ladka padne ke liye bombay gaya baap ne kaha ki sara hisab beja karna.
ladke ke first month ka hisab
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
fucking 4000
Baap ne kaha ki gadhey teri maan bhi padti hai to fucking mat likha ker likha kar hunting ok
next month
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 5000
baap ne kaha abe gadhey huting kam kiya kar aur choti ducks mara kar badi badi nahin
next month
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 2000
baap ne kaha aur choti maar
next month
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 1000
baap ne kaha ki aur choti
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 500
baap ne kaha aur choti to 3 months tak jawab nahin aaaya to baap ne kaha maderchod jawab de hisaab de
college education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 200
gun repairing 50000...
Non Veg Jokes Whatsapp Message In Hindi
wah wah wah
pani moun mein bher k road pey ker di kulli
mooth ker k zip bund ker raha tah phuns gayi lulli....
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pathan bivi say: khochi tm bachay ko kya pilati ho?
bivi: doodh aur orange juice
pathan: oye khochi tm ney kabhi bataya nahin k orange juice kis side say aata hai......
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saaf sutra lateefa: aik pathan poti kr k apnay hath soong raha tah
aik aadmi ney poocha kya ker rahay ho?
pathan bola k hum bhool gaya tah k hum ney duphair mein kya khaya tah....
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Beta: Papa yeh Condom Kia HOta hai?
Papa: Chal Bhaag mujhey nhi Pata.
Beta: Tabhi tu Hum 14 Behan Bhai Hain
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SON : Papa mai bataoo
PAPA :Nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap LUN samajh rahay thay.................
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Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.......hahahahahaha
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One Sardar Raped a Sikhni ,
She Said " Hunn Main RaulaPaawangi " ,
Sardar Says " Raula Teh Hunn Main paawan ga, Panchood Utton Sikhni tay Theloo clean Shave....
Good Non Veg Hindi Jokes: Yeh Ghalat Hai
Girl: Yeh Ghalat Hai...
Boy: But I Love yu..
Girl: Yeh Ghalat Hai...
Boy:Hum Shaadi Karlenge...
Girl: Yeh Ghalat Hai...
Boy: Nahi....
Girl: Kuttay de Putar, Tm jahan Daal rhe ho, woh Jaga Ghalat hai...!
Boy: But I Love yu..
Girl: Yeh Ghalat Hai...
Boy:Hum Shaadi Karlenge...
Girl: Yeh Ghalat Hai...
Boy: Nahi....
Girl: Kuttay de Putar, Tm jahan Daal rhe ho, woh Jaga Ghalat hai...!