Return Of Gabbar: Hindi Funny Jokes

Imagine if once again Gabbar return. then what happen, here is the funniest hindi jokes made of this dialog.
Gabbar: Yeh hath mujhe de de thakur…
Thakur:
Le Le, mere hath le le
Basanti ke bhi le le…
Jai aur Veeru ke bhi le le…
Ramu kaka ke bhi le le…
Octopus ban ja Kutteee!! :-x
Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to Emotional ho gaya