most of the guests in the middle of a frenzied party game.
“What’s going on here?” he asked.
“Oh come and join in,” he was urged. “It’s a great game. All
the girls are blindfolded and they have to go round guessing
who the men are by feeling their private bits.”
The man hesitated.
“Oh I’m not sure about that,” he said.
“Don’t be daft,” came the reply. “Your name’s been called
out four times already!”**
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of
animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its
penis, points to it and says, “Mommy, what is that long thing?”
“His mother replies, “That, son, is the elephant’s trunk.”
“No, at the other end.”
“That, son, is the tail.”
“No, mommy, the thing under the elephant.”
There’s a short embarrassed silence, after which she replies, “That’s nothing.”
The mother goes to buy some ice cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer, asks his
father the same question. “Daddy, what is that long thing?”
“That’s the trunk, son,” replies the father.
“No, at the other end.”
“Oh, that is the tail.”
“No, no, daddy, the thing below,” says the son in desperation.
“That is the elephant’s penis. Why do you ask, son?”
“Well mommy said it was nothing,” says the boy.
The father replies, “I tell you, I spoil that woman...”**
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