Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!
Teacher: What do you call a man that doesn't use contraceptives?
Pappu: Daddy.
Banta to his wife, Preeto: Dear, you are the best woman in the world. Yesterday I got convinced of this once again.
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Mano-Do-Ek-Sat ****a?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat ****a, 331714.
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
I Tell u A Funny Sexy Jokes
ReplyDeleteEk Baar Saas Apni Bahu Ko Pandit Ke Paas Le Jati
Hai,
Aur Uske Bhavishey Ke Baare Mein Puchhti Hai.
Pandit: “ Apki Bahu Ke 3 Abortion Hoge Phir Ladka
Hoga ”
Saas Hairani Se Boli: “ Hey Bhagwan ”
Bahu Khushi Se Boli: “ Aap Pote Ki Taiyari Karo
Sasu Maa, Abortion Ka Kota To Main Mayke Mein
Hi Poora Kar Chuki “
i like this one ...
ReplyDeleteA man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Mano-Do-Ek-Sat ****a?