What A Funny Jokes!! On Whatsapp Message

• Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar,
  Table k uper, Batti k Niche,
  De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
  De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
  Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis.
• Ek sardar motorcycle par apni patni ke sath hota hai. To vo apni patni ko kehta hai ki mera LANN pakad kar beth, phir dekh mein 100 ki speed par chalata hoon. Itne mein agge se Ek Dhoodh bechne walla achanak aa jata hai. Don ek dusre ko bachate-2 gir jate hain.
  Doodh Wala - Sardar Ji Bal Bal Bach Gaye.
  Sardar - Thik Kehta hai Bal Bal Hi bache hain, Bakki to sardarni le gayee !!!!